"Someone Should Tell Michelle"

I'm in a weird place where I'm losing a lot of myself to arthritis but I keep pushing forward. I'm out walking and taking pictures every day instead of getting numb pounding tequilas. As bad as the pain is with every single step I take, my blood pressure is nice and low and I'm shedding weight like crazy. I wouldn't trade this level of clarity for anything. Sometimes I wish I was more prolific musically without tequila but I shot some cool pictures to show for it.

The other thing that really sucks about being sober is not engaging other intoxicated dipshits in mutual combat. Some poor lady named Michelle has an almost thirty year old manchild felon son who wants to throw some hands because he's a clown.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. I denied his challenge because I don't fight jobbers, he told me I should do the world a favor and kill myself so I wrote this song for his mom. Ultimately I feel the worst for her. I bet she'd opt for an abortion if she had a time machine.

People on Reddit really enjoyed the song. I love the songwriting subreddit by the way, they give me great constructive and feedback that's both parallel and perpendicular to my peers. I love different opinions and perspectves. In conclusion, here's some pictures of motorcycles.