Luke Humphrey, Not Guilty. GOOD.

If I get rocked in hand to hand by some dude half my age and I go down like a bag of shit and die, don't convict him. I definitely deserved it. Give him a trophy.

I don't know the circumstances why a 46 year old is having words with a teenager outside of a pharmacy, and assuming physicality was involved I'm glad Cool Hand Luke defended himself. Sorry about your bad luck, bro. Oron Carl Beebe fucked around and found out. It would've been cooler if Luke gave him a fireman's carry into a diamond cutter on the pharmacy counter for the fatality.

Jokes aside, old people should shut the fuck up. I hope Cool Hand Luke goes to WWE. I find this whole thing strangely inspiring.