DDP Yoga

"Is this sexy?" My body was a dumpsterfire I could use for an easy punch line. I was depressed. Seven months ago I quit booze and committed to improving myself.

I recommend DDPYoga until the day I die. I do a diamond dozen-ish every other day or so, plus some weight training.

I got into shape because I was going to make my pro-wrestling debut in my late 30s like DDP but the event ended up being a no go.

I didn't get my victory over that dastardly beer salesman Scotty Muscles but I do have people checking me out again and as a crusty old man who smells, that's nice. My love handles are almost gone.