That's my Mom's mantra... boys were so easy to raise, one of the two of us decided to kill himself. The other one is now hell bent on proving her otherwise. Lets pat ourselves on the back. Great job. Raised by narcissists. "We love you" ... go fuck yourselves. There's an entire generation I'm realizing that I have no use for, it starts with B and ends with aby Boomers. I used to feel bad when young people would shit on them with the "okay boomer" thing but Gen Z is right. Fuc

"Is this sexy?" My body was a dumpsterfire I could use for an easy punch line. I was depressed. Seven months ago I quit booze and committed to improving myself. I recommend DDPYoga until the day I die. I do a diamond dozen-ish every other day or so, plus some weight training. I got into shape because I was going to make my pro-wrestling debut in my late 30s like DDP but the event ended up being a no go. I didn't get my victory over that dastardly beer salesman Scotty Muscles

Real talk, I don't write a lot of songs when I'm sober. I used to get drunk, play guitar for hours, write all kinds of stuff. Without abusing drugs and alcohol, there's no high highs or low lows. I'm levelled out, realistic, no hope, going through the motions. I'm still recovering. I fell in love so hard. We screamed together and it was like one scream, I call it temporal euphony. We sang a bunch of duets. She checked every box for me. I feel boring these days. No one in my l